today, i was sitting at a desk. and i was chewing gum. and i was chewing chewing chewing and then...the gum ran out of flavor. i was annoyed because i still had about two hours left in the class and i wanted some gum to keep me from falling asleep.
and like every other bimbo...i stuck it underneath the desk. then i sat for about half an hour, drooling all over the place and finally my leg hurt so i propped it up on the chair in front of me.
class ends. i get up, move my leg and a string of freshly chewed gum trails after me. new pants. ugh.